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I was thinking of all the offbeat statements, I heard about me – rather funny, interesting and hmm a hyperbole. One of my (girl)friends describing me to her boy friend – John is really sweet, extremely chivalrous, just is there when you need him very pally, and you can trust him always not to take advantage of you, and does not hit on anyone or every – very very sweet – The Hyperbole - Her friend – sure he is not Gay? …nah just asking :) One of my colleagues discussing me over coffee – How can this guy be so cold and calculating (hmmm.. I mean in a positive way), and get away with utter indignation to rules, and yet win people at work? Huh!! The Hyperbole - Reaction – he is just an asshole who is difficult to hate – reason, bugger is intelligent (that I still am to figure out if he really is!!) Whoa man – this fella is equipped with so many facts – he knows his subject and takes people to task – The Hyperbole – Hello – I really think he is successful because he has better (English) lan...

Anita said this and insists that I blog this statment about me - John has a spectrum of impressing 5 footers to 50+ mami's (ofcourse all female) ! ~ and I say - Phew ! - No Girl Friend, No Relationship, No Fling, No Anything... quite a talent unutilized I say - ppl - Options Open - Refer or be there :P hahahah

One of the biggest compliments a guy or girl can get in Gult land is – ‘you are not a gult’ Hmmm….

Hence forth I shall be called ...as D esperate M eanie B ubbles C heater

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Men - Phew!

"...other disadvantages of being married include the Theory of Relative-ity " ~ credits to malavika for the theory

Say friend, did you know that the US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8 1/2 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and the US railroads were built by English expatriates. I see, but why did the English build them like that? Because the first railway lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they used. Well, why did they use that gauge in England? Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing. Okay! Why did their wagons use that odd wheel spacing? Because, if they tried to use any other spacing the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads. Because that's the spacing of the old wheel ruts. So who built these old rutted roads? The first long distance roads in Europe were built by Imperial Rome fo...

Billions of blue blistering barnacles! Thundering Typhoons! Gibbering Ghosts! Vermicelli! Troglodytes! Sycophant! Phylloxera! Jelly-fish Fancy dress Fatima! Bath-tub admiral! Toffee-noses! Interplanetary goat! Miserable earthworms! Shipwreckers! Lily-livered bandicoots! Carpet-sellers! Numbskulls! Gang of thieves! Slave-trader! Picaroons! Fancy-dress freebooters! Two-timing Tartar Twisters! Pickled herrings! Nest of rattlesnakes! Squawking popinjay! Prattling porpoise! Scoffing braggart! Cushion footed quadrupeds!

Somebody left a print of this on my desk - Informers to the author will be suitably rewarded. Girl friends and wives are meant to be loved, not to be understood!

I am alive and well, and lots of things have been happening since my last Blog ... except that... just dinn feel like blogging. So...thought will break the Jinx and blog... but..I want to blog...and I dont feel like blogging...and reminds me of the "chicken and egg" problem. Here is my BLOG with a Tribute to the all time old question - "why did the Chicken Cross the Road?" Isaac Newton 's Answer: The duck suggested to the chicken that they playfollow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction . Shakespeare 's Answer: To cross or not to cross, that is the question. Rene Descartes 's Answer: Since the chicken does not really exist it was only an illusion that the chicken crossed the road. This illusion was only in my mind. Therefore I created the chicken that crossed the road. John Kerry's Answer: I a...