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I am so bloody bored in life - Too bored to even blog - Thankfully, there are books.

• Work is going great guns - But Bored
• Too little entertainment in the world - So Bored
• Gyan Giving - Too Boring
• Gyan Receiving - Hmm - Any Gyan on How not to be bored? Boring!
• Friends - The ones I wanna Hang Out with are out of town or Busy - Others are Boring
• Relatives - Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
• Church - I am now officially on the 'watch out dude - rebel list' - Bored
• Flings, ONS - Not interested - Bored
• Short term romance - hmmm - does that exist? Bored
• Long term romance - by the time latitudes, longitudes, wave lengths, conduction, entropy, dimensions etc fall in place............ - huh - Bored (for readers with lesser IQ - Latitude + Longitude = Demographics, Wave Lengths = Compatibility (not someone you can get bored of / whom you can spend endless time with, without they getting on to your nerves), Conduction = That warm feeling that can pass through air, without necessary physical contact, and make you feel nice, Entropy = lil complex to explain - leave it, I am already bored, dimensions = length, breath, volume, texture, tone, colour etc etc...
• Family - hmmm at present, one point agenda - marriage - these discussions start animated and end up boring you to death - Bored
• Games - Ahem - Can forget boredom for 5 hours - afterwards - Bored
• Long Drives - Bike yes, Car hmmm...bored
• Eating - huh ? BORING
• Sleeeping - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz whoa - deadliest of bores
• Call random numbers - hmmm, want one unknown phone friend - talking is boring too
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