Saturday, June 02, 2007

Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

I am so bloody bored in life - Too bored to even blog - Thankfully, there are books.
  • Work is going great guns - But Bored
  • Too little entertainment in the world - So Bored
  • Gyan Giving - Too Boring
  • Gyan Receiving - Hmm - Any Gyan on How not to be bored? Boring!
  • Friends - The ones I wanna Hang Out with are out of town or Busy - Others are Boring
  • Relatives - Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
  • Church - I am now officially on the 'watch out dude - rebel list' - Bored
  • Flings, ONS - Not interested - Bored
  • Short term romance - hmmm - does that exist? Bored
  • Long term romance - by the time latitudes, longitudes, wave lengths, conduction, entropy, dimensions etc fall in place............ - huh - Bored (for readers with lesser IQ - Latitude + Longitude = Demographics, Wave Lengths = Compatibility (not someone you can get bored of / whom you can spend endless time with, without they getting on to your nerves), Conduction = That warm feeling that can pass through air, without necessary physical contact, and make you feel nice, Entropy = lil complex to explain - leave it, I am already bored, dimensions = length, breath, volume, texture, tone, colour etc etc...
  • Family - hmmm at present, one point agenda - marriage - these discussions start animated and end up boring you to death - Bored
  • Games - Ahem - Can forget boredom for 5 hours - afterwards - Bored
  • Long Drives - Bike yes, Car hmmm...bored
  • Eating - huh ? BORING
  • Sleeeping - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz whoa - deadliest of bores
  • Call random numbers - hmmm, want one unknown phone friend - talking is boring too
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2 comments:

Arjun said...

well... i get it... you are BORED....
get married.. boredom gone forever.. trust me!!

Xai said...

@arjun
you lead me to believe that marriage means boredom gone forever and friends also gone forever :P

@johnnie
Don't listen to him johnny... if you're bored, we can always take someones happiness